Fake It Till You Make It: Grown-Up Edition

When I was in high school and finally got my driver’s license, I loved running errands. I mean, really loved it. I would have to drive to the bank, say, to make a deposit, and I would think, “This is really great! Look at me, going to the bank like a real adult!” I was big on feeling Like A Grown-Up and Doing Grown-Up Things, even though my awareness of it as such probably made it the teenager’s version of clomping around in Mommy’s high heels.

Shocking, but little Amy can’t actually file your tax returns.

Of course, the thing about being an adult is that there isn’t any official moment where you become an adult. There is no Board of Certification which will mail you a Grown-Up Card for you to keep in your wallet, next to the photos of your relatives and the spare book of stamps. You just start doing things that adults do, over and over, until one day you’re in your thirties and realize, “So this is what it feels like.”

Particularly since my arrival in Vienna, I’ve felt like I got thrown in to the deep end of the responsibility pool (no running, no diving, please shower before entrance). In the past few weeks, I’ve had to deal with:

  • Finding my way around a new city
  • Setting up a bank account
  • Getting a cell phone
  • Applying for a residency permit
  • Applying for Austrian health insurance

All while doing the ordinary business of keeping myself fed and clothed and going to classes. It was a bit overwhelming at first, feeling like there were all of these things that I needed to do right now. But, when the going gets tough, the (not so) tough make lists.

Tuesday’s to-do list.

Add in my new website love, Unf*** Your Habitat, which encourages participants to just do a little bit consistently (in, say, a 20-minute session and a 10 minute break), and hey presto! Direction + motivation = getting things done. Over the past week, I’ve been studying my notes every night (with help from the amazing flashcards I’ve made using Anki), doing my laundry before it rivals Mount Everest, washing my dishes and cooking for myself so I don’t spend  king’s ransom on takeout. It feels a bit weird not to be in panic mode, but I’m trying to enjoy the feeling of knowing there is nothing else that needs to get done*.

Look at these Econ notes! What is this sorcery?

I can watch the latest episode of Once Upon A Time, or play Werewolf with my hallmates, or stay up until almost midnight dancing the debke with some exchange students from Palestine and Jordan. I could get used to this.

*FUN FACT: I got to German class today and realized that I had completely forgotten about a short write-up we had to turn in. It is now on today’s list. Adulthood is a process.

Wilkommen, Bienvenue…

Welcome!

I’ve started this blog to chronicle the various goings-on of my life, especially as I navigate the entire post-undergrad world, starting with my preparations for studying at the Diplomatic Academy of Vienna this September on a Fulbright Scholarship. I’ve got a long list of things I need to do to get ready, including, but not limited to:

  • Medical exam and form submission
  • Gathering documents for my residency permit application
  • Actually completing my residency permit application
  • Registering for classes
  • Buying my tickets
  • Doing some of the entrance exam recommended reading (I don’t have to take said entrance exam, but I’m hoping it will help me figure out what I’ll be expected to know)
  • Practicing my German
  • Improving my French (y’know, since I haven’t studied the language since high school)
  • Practicing my Arabic (since I can take classes through the University of Vienna, and I can’t afford to lose what I’ve learned)
  • Figuring out where I’m going to stay during the week of Fulbright orientation, which happens before I can move into my on-campus housing
  • And more!

    If you act now, this list also comes with a free set of steak knives! (shipping and handling not included)

Doesn’t that sound exciting? On the bright side, I’ve definitely started some of these list items. Like the residency permit application: I need a copy of my birth certificate, with an extra stamp (called an apostille) that certifies to foreign governments that it’s legit. Easy-peasy, right?

Wrong! The Commonwealth of Virginia (where I was born), only gives an apostille on documents certified by a Virginia notary in the last 12 months. Which means: I fill out and submit an application with their Records Department (with $12 check and a photocopy of ID), which, 2-4 weeks after receipt, will yield a freshly-notarized copy of my birth certificate. Then, I get to submit this new copy with a different form (and $10 check) to a different department for the apostille. Plus, I have to get a proof of good conduct paper from the local police, which also needs—you guessed it!—another apostille.

Someone give this man a coconut!

So, the moral of today’s story is: bureaucracy sucks. Also, it’s a good thing I have all summer to work on this list. It’s going to take a lot of time (and even more Diet Dr. Pepper) to get through it all.

Coming up next time: medical exams (or, how not to be a Typhoid Mary)